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Wedding poem to ladies sister to be read as a surprise speech at the Wedding
What is your name : Christine O'Rourke
Who do you want the poem written for: my sister Irene for her wedding
Why do you want the poem written: I want to surprise her with a speech and think a poem will be great
What style of poem would you prefer (happy, sad, romantic etc.): happy, witty ,funny poem to make her and her husband laugh
Please choose which package you would prefer : Economy
Would you like a copy of the handwritten drafts : No
What are the key messages you would like to send: I want a happy joking poem
Do you have any funny, sad, happy, embarrassing or otherwise memorable moments that you would like to share: Padraig and Irene met through padraigs sister Lorraine who married Irenes brother Declan--they both have the same in-laws.irene always fancied padraig and after a chance meeting at a local niteclub called laceys she decided to chat to him--there was lots of alcohol involved and she asked him to dance with a friend, so when he said no she was delighted that he wasnt interested in her friend and asked him for a dance herself. He said yes and they have been together ever since.irene is from county down and padraig from county armagh and there is friendly football rivalry between them both, they always argue about which team their children will be brought up supporting, and because irene is moving to live with padraig in armagh the family joke,is that she is now an Armagh woman and will be wearing the county colours of orange and white as opposed to the down colours of red and black. Padraig is a builder and is building their home at the minute--she says she loves his builders bum. irene sits with home magazines telling padraig she wants a jacuzzi bath a walk in wardrobe etc etc but has no idea of the price. irene was a hairdresser but now works in a cafe so that put an end to the free haircuts--now padraig gets lots of food from the Shelbourne where irene works--the way to a mans heart is through his stomach.
Happy Wedding Day
| Ladies and gentlemen, can I have your attention please? Because every now and then in life, there's opportunity you should seize. And that moment is upon us, after all, Padraig and Irene have just got themselves wed, and I've got some thoughts on my mind, yes, there's a few heartfelt words that need to be said: Firstly, I'd like to begin by looking skywards, and thanking those in the heavens above, because I know I've been blessed to have shared you, I know that I've been blessed with your love. But honestly, I don't want this all lovey dovey, more funny hunny, and along the way, I want to put in the odd little joke, because after all, Irene, you've always been my sister, and I must say, you've found yourself quite a nice little bloke. Now, Padraig and Irene met through Padraig's sister, Lorraine, who's married to Irene's brother, Declan...are you with me so far? Anyway, as a result, they both have the same in-laws, but hang on, the story hadn't quite got that far. Because Irene always fancied Padraig after a chance meeting, and it's been said she got really laced at Lacey's that night, but she decided to chat to him, even asked him to dance with a friend, when he refused, her heart quickened and eyes were wide with delight. Because without hesitation, she asked for a dance for herself, and of course, Padraig had the good, nay great sense to say "yes", and they've been dancing together ever since, and after today, they're destined for a lifetime of love and happi-ness. Now, Irene is from Down and Padraig is from Armagh, and they'll be no jokes about going down thanks very much, but I do know there's a friendly rivalry between them, and, it's strange, but I don't think there's a Down Armagh Rovers as such. So, who will their children be brought up supporting? Tell me it's not true, Irene, that you'll be wearing the red and black? But I'm sure that you'll both build a wonderful future together, and, we all know you love Padraig's builder's bum (you've always liked a crack). So I guess you'll be sitting in your new fancy home, I can just see you, reading your magazines, in some comfy chair, and you'll be telling Padraig you want a walk in wardrobe, "and you can put a Jacuzzi in, somewhere over there". And I've gone from free haircuts to a sticky bun, but Irene, they say the way to a man's stomach is through his heart, and I just wanted to wish you both a lifetime of happiness, but in truth, I just didn't know where to start. So, I think I'll finish by saying: "Happy Wedding Day", I guess that's really what these words are for, here's to you, Irene and Padraig, you're truly wonderful, and here's to your everlasting love, for evermore. |
Allen Jesson
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